Friday, December 30, 2005

godd*** you half japanese girls tiny emo boys

rob (1:54:27 PM): i've been browsing through the AE collection
rob (1:54:34 PM): and i actually don't hate what they have
rob (1:54:45 PM): but i think the problem is when i go to the stores they never have anything my size
rob (1:55:08 PM): like i'll read the tag and it'll say Size: M****** ***
me (1:58:36 PM): yes
me (1:58:37 PM): hahahahah
me (1:58:40 PM): size: emo boy
me (1:58:41 PM): hahaha
me (1:58:48 PM): not that he is emo but you know. they are TINY

Sunday, December 25, 2005

christmassss: musings on this day

so, the good thing about this year was that i pretty much already bought all the things i want.. which actually means that i am teetering/on-the-verge-of wreaking havok on my proverbial wallet (checking account would be a better one, but it doesn't sound good. proverbial checking account? wtf.?). but who cares. i get points for spending on my cc.

however, i am so over the crowded malls and the crazies doing last minute shopping. people. i hate you. get some TIME MANAGEMENT!!

however, if i may mention, i didn't get a stuffed animal penguin... any takers?

over and out.

Friday, December 23, 2005

perfect posture but you're barely scraping by

listening to dc's mtv unplugged in the car today seems to have had the effect of making me a bit more emo than usual.

i must be having some serious abandonment issues, cos the other night, i nightmared that nicole richie (who was my then-best friend.. don't ask) ditched me after she ditched her ex-fiance djAM. i vaguely recall having a weird dream like two weeks ago that involved paris being my best friend also.

why is it that i get celebutantes guest-starring in my dreams? it's really annoying. i can't dream about seth cohen? like, there is no proper dialogue either.

this s*** is bananas. or maybe i need to stop reading so much celebrity gossip.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

i liked you a whole lot better before you became a myspace...

okay, okay, i know. enough with the fall out boy references.

the funniest profile name i saw on myspace yesterday-- "why is everyone at the disco?"

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer/ never looked better, and you can't stand it

i saw how they grow cancer cells yesterday.. in these plastic bottles, and it's orangey liquid because of the cow serum (we will not discuss details of that. gross).

mandy (2:00:23 AM): i would like
mandy (2:00:30 AM): point and swear at it for a while or something.
mandy (2:00:36 AM): GOD D**** YOU, LEUKEMIA!! >:o

i even stared inside the bottles for awhile, almost expecting some life-size leukemia cancer cell to come jumping out at me and start stabbing me with something sharp. though nothing of that sort happened.. i did wonder if you ingested that stuff, could you get cancer? the answer: the second you ingested it, your body's immune system would kill the cells, because your body recognizes that they aren't yours. which is why cancer is not contagious. this is the oversimplified explanation.

thank you for listening.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

pink is the new blog and trent is my new hero

if i were hot, male, totally bloggerifically brilliant and witty, i would be trent from pinkisthenewblog.com. and i would be DJing at joseph's tonight. after jimmy eat world.

flyer won't upload very nicely, so it's here.