Thursday, June 29, 2006

oh pilot can you help me..
with these snakes on a mfing plane

remix of the jack's mannequin song bruised is going to be on the snakes on a plane soundtrack. (so now everyone knows why i'm not emo anymore. joke. emo4ev) along with:
a new song by cobra starship [gabe from midtown with william from the academy is.., maja from the sounds, and travis from gym class heroes] and remixes of panic, fall out boy, etc. LET'S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER.

LOL SNAKES ON A MFING PLANE. please watch it, i promise your life will be better.

umm hi william beckett.


i'll spare yall the pete wentz photos but they're all over here on the misshapes site. [bamboozle afterparty]

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

cows are funny

"Another case which nicely illustrates the point is Kansas, Okla. & Gulf Ry. Co. v. Keirsey, 266 P.2d 617 (Okla 1954), in which the plaintiff's cow entered a railroad right of way and ate itself to death."

sup emo cow.
it has been called to my attention that some people don't know about this picture. so now. you get it.

Monday, June 26, 2006

snakes on a plane (bring it)

sidekicktres party photos.
can you spot paris, nicole, mischa and adam?
+10 if you can id any more starlets.

and
some of my fave band peeps. in one photo. in one music video. more here on mtv.com.

my emo heart is so happy it's going to burst.

more snakes news later.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

true story.

when i was a kid, a barbie (in its packaging) fell on my head when i was in savon's-- or some comparable drugstore. i was shocked. i cried. the manager gave me the barbie doll because he felt sorry.

i should be studying.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

LOL

planet law school II had a few pages on some hilar lawyer situations. (all true. btw.) so i thought i'd share.

LOGIC 101:
attorney: what happened then?
witness: he told me, he says, "i have to kill you because you can identify me."
attorney: did he kill you?

DOCTOR'S REVENGE PART I:
attorney: dr. browning, you conducted the autopsy on mark samuels?
witness: i did.
attorney: and he was dead at the time?
witness: no, you stupid asshole. he was sitting up on the table, asking me what the hell i was doing.

DOCTOR'S REVENGE PART II:
attorney:
dr. gold, you say you're here to testify about the cause of mr. blake's death, correct?
witness: that's right.
attorney: but dr. gold, you did not, yourself, conduct the autopsy on mr. blake, did you?
witness: that's right.
attorney: dr. jeffries conducted the autopsy on mr. blake, didn't he?
witness: that's right.
attorney: you weren't present when dr. jeffries conducted the autopsy on mr. blake, were you?
witness: that's right.
attorney: in fact, you never even saw the body of mr. blake, did you?
witness: that's right.
attorney: and all you have are dr. jeffries's notes from that alleged autopsy, correct?
witness: that's right.
attorney: then you cannot even say for certain that mr. blake is dead, can you?
witness: that's right, counselor. i do have his brain sitting in a jar on a shelf in my office. but for all i know, the rest of him could be out practicing law somewhere.

what am i getting myself into?