we're not snobs.. we're just better than you

scene: knitting factory, 10/20. MTV2 taping over it vs. hellogoodbye. (i knew there'd be scene-teenies there, but i didn't realize knitting factory was such a moron magnet.)
guy wearing white usc sweater walks by.
group of losers: hahaha look at that guy in the sweater. *shouts* USC SUCKS!!! USC SUCKS!!!
other half of group of losers: OJ! OJ! OJ!

there are several things wrong with this:
1. that is SO 1990s.
2. even still, OJ won a heisman. (source: vanessa)
3. um.. you're just jealous?
4. you're ugly too.
5. who cares if we're quote-unquote overrated? hmm.. i don't see your school at #1 in the rankings either.
6. we're actually not just about football.. some of us are kind of smart too.

yea, i've turned into one of those crazed school-spirited.. people.

**ps: i'm not that much of a UCLA hater. UCLA is a fine institution for higher education. but this shirt was tres funny, no?

tis hard work, being number 1.